Twountalentedsingers(SamRockwell,SteveZahn)aremistakenforapairofmajorleaguesafecrackersinProvidence,RhodeIsland.Thetwoarepressedintoservicebythelocalhoodlumsandquicklyfindthemselvesinconflictwiththeirprofessionalcolleagues.Romanticinterestisaddedbythedaughter(ChristinaKirk)oftheunderworldleader(HarveyFierstein)whowon’tdatethemensheknowsaregangsters.